May 2012
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
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I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
totally-relatable: And I’m Like.
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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Husband, say your name
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