burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

(via sexlovemarijuana)

bramblepatch:

hot-n-spicy-preston:

talk-to-me-i-m-torn:

lichanlin:

mindmyiswhere:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

OHMYGOD.

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

…it was exactly what I thought. Possibly I spend too much time on tumblr.
I can’t think of anything but nights with you. Zelda Fitzgerald to Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: larmoyante, via zachary-)

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers
c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"
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